That’s what Merkin said when I told him what I discovered this morning.
I got out of bed and realized BratzBasher was in the bathroom. No surprise. She was in there a really long time. Again, no surprise, but sometimes she tends to fall asleep there if it’s early in the morning. I knocked on the door and said, “BB, did you fall asleep in there?” About a minute later, BB emerged from the bathroom, dragging her blanket and stuffed bunny, Hoppy. She really had been sleeping in the bathroom. On purpose.
BB: I got tired of the bugs falling on me.
BB: They were like ants, but with wings.
Fearing termites, I hurried to look in BB’s room for clues. Nothing. No bugs, no holes…. “There’s some in that paper towel there,” BB said, pointing to a crumpled paper towel in the corner. I carefully opened it and found…nothing. Not even bug guts. BB was shocked. “Honey, you had a very vivid dream. There were no bugs.” I hope this doesn’t become a habit.
I’m feeling kind of floppy today. It must be the heat. Can I be lazy for the rest of today since I cleaned the bathroom?