The perfect picture package!

No, there aren’t any pictures in this post because I sent the photo packet back to the school without buying any.  They were crazy.  Seriously.  For this year’s spring pictures, they had BratzBasher posed slightly bent forward with her arms crossed.  Then they photoshopped her into various landscapes.  Let’s see…there was a meadow, a lake, a forest in autumn, a garden, and…my personal favorite: in front of an old shack.  I think it was supposed to be rustic looking, but with BB in her leather jacket (which she refused to remove for the photographer) in the foreground, it looked more like the shack where she takes her victims to be butchered.  We had a good laugh over that.

BB wanted to copy that last photo and add in a butcher knife or chainsaw, but I told her that would be illegal since we weren’t paying for any of those ridiculous pictures.  Oh, and there were these two photos that looked like bumper stickers (sadly, they were not) that had BB on one end and her name in huge, cursive letters.  What were those photos for?  Have you ever seen anything like that before?  I certainly haven’t.  At least this year they didn’t try to sell us rulers or door hangers with her photo on them.  No, really.  Door hangers.  Like those “do not disturb” signs?  They did have a to-do list, though.  It said, “things to do BRATZBASHER” at the top.

In the car on the way home from school yesterday, BB was telling me that the math teacher was poking fun at all the photos as she passed them out.  I thought, “That’s a bit mean.”  Then I saw BB’s photos and understood what was so hilarious.


About foo4luv

I'm a married, bum-around-the-house mom with one child, BratzBasher, who is the only thing in the universe cuter than a bunny nose. I enjoy reading, crafts, sewing unusual Halloween costumes, and taking long walks through Jo-Ann. View all posts by foo4luv

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