Let’s just jump right in, shall we?
sewing machine funny clickr — What kind of sewing machine do you have? Mine didn’t come with a clickr. Sounds rather new-fangled.
pretty ice cream — Is there any “ugly” ice cream? Well, maybe rocky road. That stuff has marshmallows in it.
tanlged pun — Nelson says, “HA ha!”
gorgonzola muppets — I think they’re looking for Gonzo.
i love nature because — Don’t leave us hanging! Tell us more — preferably in haiku form.
diagrams of rabbits — How about this?
is darnit a mad word — I think of it as more of a “frustrated” word. That’s usually what I am when I say it. Or are you asking if it’s a word in mad’s vocabulary? Probably.
voluntwer appreciation cake — I think this is the site you’re looking for.