mosquitoes loves me — You poor thing.
chocolate cage around cake — That will not stop me.
shes driving me nuts — How did the nut merchant describe the thief who drove off with his cart?
good audio books for people who are bore — How to Make People Like You in 90 Seconds or Less by Nicholas Boothman. I don’t know if it’s any good, but if you’re a bore looking to improve yourself, that seems as good a place to start as any.
stuff to make for a bored bunny — Oh, wow! How thoughtful! Let me see…baked goods are always a hit with me. No blue frosting, though. I also like getting mail, so a card would be nice. What else…?
don’t waste toilet paper — Perish the thought. But if you find yourself running low, you might want to get in touch with this guy. He’s connected.
cute illustration of xylophone — Yes, it is pretty darn cute.