BratzBasher: I want cake.
Foo: We don’t have any cake.
BratBasher: Last time I checked, we had cake.
Foo: Well, we don’t anymore.
BratzBasher: What?! But I only got one measly piece!
Foo (looking incredulously at BB over the top of her glasses): One piece? Total?
BratzBasher: Okay, okay. Three measly pieces!
Foo (laughing): Can I put this in my blog?
BratzBasher: That’s not funny!