Okay, folks. The xylophones are starting to get a little old. You’d be surprised at how many ways there are to misspell the word. From now on, I’m only including the ones that amuse me. So let it be written, so let it be done.
x is for xylophone — Amen.
letter x as xylophone — This sounds like a line from a movie trailer. “Starring the letter X as Xylophone!” Well who else could play the role?
different xylophones for a science proje — I’m assuming that’s supposed to be “project”. I’m curious as to what the hypothesis might be. Can anybody out there come up with one?
all out mosquito repellent — That’s right. Take no prisoners! Constant vigilance! Die, mosquito, die!
mechanical pencil ban in school — I seriously don’t get the need for this. I mean, with all the talk about saving the rainforest, you’d think people would be happy about non-wooden pencils. Plus you don’t have to sharpen them. That’s my favorite part.
weed mechanical pencils — Do they want to weed out mechanical pencils, or do they want to produce mechanical pencils from hemp? Either way, I think they’re nuts.
dudes butt — Good grief! One innocent line in a review of Hancock, and I’ve got porn surfers!
brownies antarctica — I hadn’t realized they had a chapter there. Not that I’m an expert on the Girl Scouts, but I wouldn’t expect there to be too many little girls living at the South Pole.
madness and bunny pictures — Are you implying that I might be slightly off my rocker? Looking at cute, little bunny pictures is a perfectly sane method of relaxation. And omygoodnessthey’resocuuuuuute!
That’s all for this week, folks. Now I need to do something productive. Like laundry. Or something. Whatever.